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dissipvte:

I need hickeys and really rough sex

  • *spends two hours on character creation*
  • me: ok they look good enough
  • *starts game and sees beginning cutscene*
  • me:
  • me: no

reblog if you are cute and unstoppable

fallenangelflonne:

ostracizedpoodle:

NASA just announced that they’re going to be launching the earth into space

We’ve come so far. Science is incredible

spar-kills:

sylviabal:

michaelvarrati:

tommyjarvisx3:

always reblog

I mean, the evidence speaks for itself.

LOL

this is rlly cute

haydnberg:

crunchcaptain:

remember when everyone wanted to fuck that clock like 2 weeks ago. whered you clockfuckers go. what happened to you disgusting horrible clockfuckers. did you finally fuck your clock

UPDATE: STILL WANT TO FUCK A CLOCK.

mixflavored:

And you never hear from me again.

haydnberg:

victorian-planet:

suludemora:

haydnberg:

suludemora:

why does knotts berry farm have a there park??? it’s jelly?????? does skippy peanut butter also have a theme park???????????? IS THERE A NUTELLA THEME PARK I NEED TO KNOW.

OKAY ALLY THERES A FuCKING POTATO CHIP THEME PARK IN IRELAND CALLED TAYTO PARK

OF COURSE. OF COURSE IRELAND WOULD HAVE A POTATO CHIP THEME PARK. THEY JUST HAD TO ONE UP USA AND OUR JELLY THEME PARKS.

what do you even do at a potato park

IT’S TAYTO PARK MIND YOU 

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

bloodwort:

frusturbation:

janefondle:

xpsycho:

eatimitationcrab:

setbabiesonfire:

Sgt. Thomas McVicar of the Jersey City Police Department shot 22 year old Kwadir Felton, leaving him blind, after Kwadir pulled a gun on him, he claims. Kwadir Felton denied the accusation, stating that he doesn’t even carry guns.

"I don’t understand!" Felton yelled at a police officer before his mother was removed from the courtroom. "You didn’t have to shoot me in the head for no reason! You trying to charge me with something I didn’t do!"

Sign the Change.org petition and get this story out there.

SIGN THE PETITION. Still at least 1,000 signatures needed. SIGNAL BOOST THIS or i will judge you.

This post has 140k notes, yet the change.org petition only has 44k. Sign the damn petition! 

This broke my fucking heart.

hey this needs about 16k more signatures

SIGNAL BOOST

Anonymous said: Okay I love your theories and am a big fan but it completely perplexes me how you think Terezi <3< Vriska is viable. Their relationship is so, so different from anything that a kismesis has been shown to be; granted we've mostly only seen what a possibly unhealthy one was, but I really don't get the feel that Terezi <3< Vriska has been hinted before; has any chance of happening.

bladekindeyewear:

…wait, really?! It feels like you must have been reading a different comic!  D:

Terezi and Vriska have practically been our prototype for what a kismesis looks like, even when it wasn’t working properly! Two rivals, getting under each others’ skin, who seek to improve themselves to one-up the other. It’s a mutually beneficial relationship founded on grudging respect, the parties constantly seeking recognition of the other. Kismesissitude was described as “an especially potent arch-rivalry”, and I dare you not to apply that label to Vriska on Terezi’s behalf. Hell, the word “rival” has been used more often between Terezi and Vriska than between any other two characters.

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thetrekkiehasthephonebox:

espressonist:

dmolech:

I did a thing for a contest and I think it turned out pretty durn cute

Is…that Nani???
Bless you.

NANI

thetrekkiehasthephonebox:

espressonist:

dmolech:

I did a thing for a contest and I think it turned out pretty durn cute

Is…that Nani???

Bless you.

NANI

insanitysending:

I AM SO MAD I ASKED COURTNYE TO DRAW ROSEMARY AND SHE STARTS FRICKEN DRAW A ROSEMARY PLANT WITH ROSE’S AND KANAYA’S FACES ON IT JFC

askirlnaegi:

Yeah… I have…

Yeah he um… definitely loves hope…

But hope is a good thing, so I guess it’s okay. 

satyrbot:

So at anime midwest my girlfriend and I got a photo op with spg, originally to taunt our friend that couldn’t go 
which is the explanation for the thumbs up x4 combo (or the sign for “game” I guess as in that old meme “you lost the game”)
Some things that happened:
Hatchworth complimented feferi’s trident that I made 
Rabbit was gonna eat fef’s horn 
Kept getting camera flare and they had to switch cameras or batteries so we had like maybe 30 extra seconds to stand in front of them awkwardly
Sam said our photo was his favorite
COURTNYE DIDN’T PIN HER WIG SO HER HORNS FLOPPED AND I WAS JUST FRUSTRATEDLY TUGGING IT DOWN LITERALLY UNTIL THE LAST MICROSECOND SO HER DUMB HORNS WOULD STAY UP AND THEY KIND OF DIDN’T

satyrbot:

So at anime midwest my girlfriend and I got a photo op with spg, originally to taunt our friend that couldn’t go
which is the explanation for the thumbs up x4 combo (or the sign for “game” I guess as in that old meme “you lost the game”)
Some things that happened:
Hatchworth complimented feferi’s trident that I made
Rabbit was gonna eat fef’s horn
Kept getting camera flare and they had to switch cameras or batteries so we had like maybe 30 extra seconds to stand in front of them awkwardly
Sam said our photo was his favorite

COURTNYE DIDN’T PIN HER WIG SO HER HORNS FLOPPED AND I WAS JUST FRUSTRATEDLY TUGGING IT DOWN LITERALLY UNTIL THE LAST MICROSECOND SO HER DUMB HORNS WOULD STAY UP AND THEY KIND OF DIDN’T

ask-irl-junko:

(( [awful pun] ))